State Department Travel Report

I think this is the first report from the State Department that I believe....

Sarcasm and travel advice... Beautiful combination.


—"Driving in Qatar is (like) participating in an extreme sport."

"The tragedy of Haiti is that Haitians have become great leaders in every profession and in every country, with the exception of Haiti,"

"Despite Malta's geographic proximity to Italy, organized crime is almost nonexistent,"

And my personal favorite:
"Driving in Egypt," meanwhile, "can be a harrowing experience and not for the faint-hearted,"