My relationship with food...
I just ordered food. I was starving. I wondered how I would wait the 30 or 40 minutes until the food arrived...
I am always like that. I don't feel normal levels of hunger... I am always bordering starvation.
The food came. I opened it. I took a bite. Another bite. Another bite. I started to feel full. One more bite.
Shit, I am stuffed.
I feel like I will be sick if I eat anymore...
Damn, why does this always happen to me? I eat very little. I usually finish half of my plate. I used to think that I was acting in front of my ex-boyfriend when I would do that. I did not think that I could really be full. I used to think that I was trying to be a girly girl. Umm, I wasn't very good at that game. Our conversations went something like this.
Me: Umm, hey how are you habibi?
Him: I am good. How YOU doin?
Me: Good. So, what are your plans for lunch.
Him: Nothing. I was going to go home and take a nap.
Me: Good. I'll meet you under your house at 2:30. We'll go to Lucille's. I am starving like a bitch. I don't know if bitches starve or not... but you get the idea. I am hungry. I am bitter. I want a lot of meat now....
Him: umm, ok. Sounds like a plan. See you then.
We hang up....
A few hours later he calls back.
Me: If you are calling to cancel I am gonna kill you. I have my heart, mind, and stomach set on hamburgers. Forgiveness would be impossible...
Him: Umm, no. I was calling to see if you're running late or not. Should I take my time and drive slow and shit?
Me: Oh, heheheheheh, umm, yeah. Drive slow.
See, I am not a girly girl. I do not know many girly girls that threaten men with death when they suspect that they will be denied meat. I don't usually order salads... and when I do it is seriously because I am craving one.
So, why am I not able to eat? Why do I get full so fast?
This is kinda annoying...
I have become a not credible person... when I say I am starving most people already know that I will only take a few bites and I will be full. This is a fucking pain in my ass.
I seriously want to eat. I want to eat so much and enjoy it...
4 bites and I am stuffed?!?!?!?!?!
What the fuck????
Pathetic!!!!
:o)
posted by Nora @ 1:01 PM
7 Comments:
heheheh, ok here goes...
1) You letting yourself reach borderline starvation, is the cause of feeling suddenly full. Your stomach starts working, after a long emptiness, it feels cranky with the sudden wake up call, & you mistake that for being full. Eat a healthy breakfast, a light lunch, & a wholesome dinner & you'll eat like normal humans, not just 4 bites.
2) you are lucky to feel this way - many girls would die to have this magic potion that will enable them "4 bites = full" relationship you have with food. So dont complain, & try to enjoy it while it lasts
3) last, but certainly, most definately not least...
"Denied Meat"??
One word for ya:
Raunchy.
& that's not a salad dressing ;)
Jade,
Thanks beautiful!
Anyway, I actually usually do eat breakfast.. I hate smoking cigarettes on an empty stomach.. so I normally start my day off with a bowl of Frosted Flakes! ;)
Lunch is not always a part of my life... but if I do have time I grab something at work.
Anyway, I did not mean that I starve myself.. I just meant that I go from full to ok to starving. I never feel normal hunger..
;)
2) I am lucky to feel this way.. but I do not look like the kind of person who takes 4 bites of her food and runs.. I have lost weight and all.. but I seriously don't look like the kind of girl who would have trouble finishing her plate! I think that if I looked that way I might not complain... but I am seriously getting the shitty end of the stick here! I can't eat much, but I look like I do!
3) I am still laughing my ass off... I pride myself on my dirty mind and I missed that one! ;)
No one can out-do the great Jadeness's Kinkiness...
I hear ya! I mean I do eat a little and I don't look like someone who does. And I know skinny girls who eat more than twice what I do and look a lot thinner.
So, from now on some rule should be passed which ALL men should be ware of...food portion has nothing to do with a woman's size.
I rest my case.
Who cares what guys think..!?
I just want to eat!!!
:o)
Same thing happened yesterday. I was ordering food with a friend.. and I was starving! I kept adding things to the order. I demanded a lot of stuff.. I felt like I could eat everything...
I was full before we finished the appetizers!
Uggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
re you sure we're not the same person, Nora? You're talking about me!! LOL
Hahahahahha!
We should do lunch sometime!
;o)
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