And the award goes to...
People say that "birds of a feather flock together". I believe it is true. When I look at where I worked this past year that concept scared the hell out of me. I hated most of the people I worked with. Most of the people scared me.
I have said before that the only thing that got me through this past year is my sarcasm. Well, sarcasm and fear helped me produce a list of awards for my co-workers.
For each one of the awards there were at least 3 candidates.
Look at the list, if you work in a place where these awards are applicable.. RUN!!!
Without further ado!
Most Likely to:
- murder his/her mother
- be locked away in Guantanamo
- have his/her passport revoked
- rot away in jail
- join Al Qaeda
- rape a co-worker
- rape a student
- come out of the closet
- have a mug shot on America's Most Wanted
- take the "skeevy person of the year award"
- be unanimously voted off the island
- be deported
- have a bounty placed on his/her head
- use the word "titty" in a sentence
- be caught stealing from a co-worker
- be caught stealing from a student
- set the school on fire
- be "taken out" by a staff member
- kill themselves before the year ends
- tell everybody off on the last day
- be Sir Mix A Lot's girlfriend
- kill a student
- have an affair with a co-worker
2 Comments:
Hi Nora!
These are "educated" people teaching the young and innocent! May God help them all!
I love you!
Mom
ps.....see you soon!
I am not sure how educated these people are.. I am also not sure how innocent the young people are!!
God help US all!!!
;o)
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