And the award goes to...

People say that "birds of a feather flock together". I believe it is true. When I look at where I worked this past year that concept scared the hell out of me. I hated most of the people I worked with. Most of the people scared me.
I have said before that the only thing that got me through this past year is my sarcasm. Well, sarcasm and fear helped me produce a list of awards for my co-workers.

For each one of the awards there were at least 3 candidates.

Look at the list, if you work in a place where these awards are applicable.. RUN!!!

Without further ado!

Most Likely to:

1. murder his/her mother
2. be locked away in Guantanamo
3. have his/her passport revoked
4. rot away in jail
5. join Al Qaeda
6. rape a co-worker
7. rape a student
8. come out of the closet
9. have a mug shot on America's Most Wanted
10. take the "skeevy person of the year award"
11. be unanimously voted off the island
12. be deported
13. have a bounty placed on his/her head
14. use the word "titty" in a sentence
15. be caught stealing from a co-worker
16. be caught stealing from a student
17. set the school on fire
18. be "taken out" by a staff member
19. kill themselves before the year ends
20. tell everybody off on the last day
21. be Sir Mix A Lot's girlfriend
22. kill a student
23. have an affair with a co-worker