Sunday, December 07, 2008

Less than a minute man...

I was just chatting with a friend of mine and she reminded me of something that happened a long time ago. Tears welled in my eyes because I laughed so hard remembering. I can't believe I had forgotten that one..

It was 2001 I think. I was in love the song Minute Man by Missy Elliot. I thought it was a catchy tune. Anyway, I picked my friend up and then we went to pick her boyfriend up. He got in the car. The song played on my MP3 player. He got seriously pissed off. She tried to smile reassuringly at him but it went by unnoticed.
Turns out that they had recently had sex for the first time and he was less than a minute man. He thought she had told me and I was playing the song as a tribute to him. The girl hadn't told me that story. He actually ended up being the one to advertise his umm, "eagerness".
The song bruised his fraile male ego.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Idoit!

I almost peed my pants remembering that one...

5 Comments:

Blogger daktara said...

كل سنة وانت طيبة
عيد اضحي سعيد

انظر حولك
د. خالد عزب

12/07/2008 9:09 PM  
Blogger Embee said...

I bet the dude was scarred for life! LOL

12/07/2008 9:38 PM  
Blogger Nora said...

daktara,
I can't read Arabic.
Sorry.
:(

Embee,
I am betting he is.. Funny how that song will make me laugh whenever I hear it and the same song will make him want to cry...
Aahh, the power of music..
:)

12/08/2008 4:18 AM  
Blogger maxxedout said...

ok
lol!

4/11/2009 4:22 AM  
Blogger Chavazelle said...

Haha :D I am laughing my ass off eventhough I totally understand what you have put that poor guy into! :D

Note: Every one of us has been a less than a minute man in one (or more) point(s) in his life. It depends on how early you lost your virginity.

Here.. it was as quick as 20 seconds :D No laughing! I am not even ashamed.. I did a good job anyway, but that was 15 hours later :D haha

10/11/2009 6:09 PM  

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