Relationships, research, and recess...

I always thought that kids know how to live. To them life is simple... just how it should be. Kids understand things that adults struggle to comprehend. Kids make the complex issues seem easy.
Relationships is something most people struggle with, including myself. A nine year old boy is the author of a best selling book on Amazon.com about relationships. The advice he gives is hard to argue with... His research was conducted during recess at his school. It is quite amazing what you can understand while watching a group of nine year olds.

I am going to start seeking relationship counseling in my classroom...

Less than a minute man...

I was just chatting with a friend of mine and she reminded me of something that happened a long time ago. Tears welled in my eyes because I laughed so hard remembering. I can't believe I had forgotten that one..

It was 2001 I think. I was in love the song Minute Man by Missy Elliot. I thought it was a catchy tune. Anyway, I picked my friend up and then we went to pick her boyfriend up. He got in the car. The song played on my MP3 player. He got seriously pissed off. She tried to smile reassuringly at him but it went by unnoticed.
Turns out that they had recently had sex for the first time and he was less than a minute man. He thought she had told me and I was playing the song as a tribute to him. The girl hadn't told me that story. He actually ended up being the one to advertise his umm, "eagerness".
The song bruised his fraile male ego.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Idoit!

I almost peed my pants remembering that one...

Not in the mood...

I am not in the mood...

I am not in the mood for anything these days. I don't feel like working, I don't feel like sleeping, I don't feel like talking, I don't feel like being around people, I don't feel like being alone either, I don't feel like leaving my house, I don't feel like writing this, I don't feel like reading what anyone has written, I don't feel like calling him, I don't feel like not talking to him, I don't feel like being touched, I don't feel like laughing, I don't feel like eating, I seriosluy don't feel like anything.

Everything I think is contradictory to the next thought. I have become more indecisive than ever. I am pissing myself off.

I don't know what to do.

I guess tonight will be another night of staying in watching movies that I really don't feel like watching.
I wonder if I should force myself to go out and be social.
Wish I could fucking understand what the hell is going on with me...
I am pissing myself off even more now... dammit!