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Today was a pretty boring day. I woke up and drank coffee and took an energy pill. Soon I had too much energy. I was on this psycho caffeine high or something.
I needed to do something....I just started cleaning and cleaning and cleaning. Before I knew it I realized I cleaned the whole house. I was pretty proud of myself.
( I cleaned the fish tank 3 times...... the fish really wanted to tell me to fuck off and find a sink to scrub or something... but his house is clean now!!!)
Then I decided I wanted to try my luck in the kitchen! I hate cooking so it was a pretty weird feeling. I guess it might have something to do with the fact that I watch the cooking channel and the home decorating channel about 10 hours a day! I think it all rubbed off onto me.
I made a pretty basic meal... meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and a salad. But it was one of the few times I cooked anything. It might be the only time what I made actually tasted good!
It was fun! I guess I now understand why my sister loves to cook.
But now I know not to take an energy pill and drink coffee.... it makes me to weird things. I guess it is kinda like what being on crack must be like. But mine was cheaper, legal, and socially acceptable!!! It might just be a revolution starter or something!!