Friday, September 07, 2007

PMS

Today I was a psycho bitch. I was evil. I was emotional. I cried for no reason for 4 hours. I was irrational. I was a "hideous creature".

I will be like this for 4 more days....



Ah, what a shitty time of the month this is.



I made my boyfriend's life miserable. He was doing almost everything right and I still blamed him for not doing enough. He would talk to me and I would just cry and ask him to stop geting mad. I would not listen to him at all. I was frustrating the hell out of him.. but he was still absolutely perfect. OK, maybe not absolutely perfect.. but I doubt any guy could be as great as he is.

PMS is evil! or whatever the hell this is.. it is bad!


On a semi-related note:
I did notice that my chest is huge.. I think it is pretty cool how that works. Women become psycho unbearable creatures from hell, but their breasts grow. Men are happy with the bigger chests and they become semi-distracted from how bitchy we are.
Our swollen chests save us from ruining our relationships!

6 Comments:

Blogger insomniac said...

i never got what's so sexy about them really!!

9/09/2007 9:50 AM  
Blogger Jade said...

LOOOOOOOL! Oh babe I totaly love this post!!! Absolutely true...

Insomniac... they dont have them & that is why it is such a huge turn on!!

9/09/2007 11:04 AM  
Blogger Nora said...

insomniac,
I agree with Jade.. they think they're sexy because they do not have them.

Jade,
glad you liked it babe.. :o)

9/09/2007 6:24 PM  
Blogger KareemFromEgypt said...

girls, your argument is flawed, some men have boobs and yet they still like the female variety

Insomniac: you're not supposed to find them sexy aslan

9/11/2007 9:11 AM  
Blogger Nora said...

Kareem,
fair enough... then please enlighten me and tell me why men find them sexy?

9/11/2007 7:13 PM  
Blogger Fesh said...

Boobies!
*Fesh slips into a day dream, Scrubs-style

10/21/2007 8:27 PM  

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