Pick up lines and sexual harrassment...
These are actual pickup lines used at work. I see it more like sexual harrassment. They think that they are sly and cool.. They think that most of these lines will melt our hearts and make us fall for them...
I don't know if you will see them as pick up lines.. or sexual harrassment..
You're free to decide.
This is not a post trying to help you pick up women. This is more like a warning of what never to say... If you use any of these lines women will laugh at you behind your back! I personally have laughed at every single person who has used one of these lines...
Do what you want, you have been warned ;o)
- Come to me, I can buy you diamonds!
Reply was: No thanks, GRAMPS!!! - So, you're an American Pie kind of thing, huh...
- Psst, psst, psst!!! (said by a teacher to a student... )
- Oh, it looks like everybody is going down.
- She's got great tits, Americans like that word, I saw it on t.v.
- Ms. R, come sit right next to me. (He was actually referring to his lap!)
- Let me take you to Fusion, to relax. (Used with a low husky voice and a gentle stroke on the arm.)
- Enough "zenoub" (as he's looking down my shirt and smiling at me)
- Ms S: Why do people have second wives?
Mr H: You just can't help who you fall in love with. (Strong lingering gaze into her eyes... )
(Note: Mr H has found the second wife and is now looking for the third. Beware!) - Ms R, I really, really LIKE your jeans! (Insert skeevy smile here)
- Nora, you've lost weight, haven't you?? (As he's bent over looking at my ass!!)
- Shower arrangements: Room 213 Omar, Ms R, Ali, Mohamed. You will be showering together. (This was an actual school field trip.)
- Ms R, Will you take a nap with us??
- Ms R, My friend needs private lessons at home, everyday, 4 hours a day.. alone!
- Ms R, I need extra help with my math... (Note: This only happens when Ms R is wearing a V neck shirt. These students understand the math well when she is wearing a turtle neck)
- Ms Nora, Can I take you horseback riding??
- Your ass, your ass.. What?? I like your ass!!
- Oh, you only have one child? May the next one be mine. (insert skeevy smile here)
- he he he.. It's black!! (I was bent down correcting one of my student's notebooks! Yes, he is a third grader.. yes, that means he is 8 years old!!!)
6 Comments:
Yanhariswid!
At school and you hear all this??!!!
What type of world are we living in?!!!!!
Yeah.. I used to think the same way. Now, I guess I am just ignoring it.. or have become numb to crap like that...
I have somehow lost all faith in the future of Egypt though...
Sad..
it's a good thing that you're trying to see the irony in this :) if you didn't I don't think u would've survived :D
I wonder if I am surviving at times!
I guess I am lucky that I am a very sarcastic person.. i think that is the only thing that is preserving my sanity.
But these kids need a tell off or even dismissal.
A kid sexually hurrassing his teacher, i haven't that's outragous!
Is it a provate school or a public one?
It is a private school...
I do not know which is worse.. the kids harrassing tne teachers, or the staff harrassing the teachers!!
I guess it is just the worst of both worlds!!;o)
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