Doctors in Egypt

One of the stupidest things I have heard....
Last week I went to a doctor because my back was hurting me once again. I asked around for a good doctor. So, finally someone told me about this doctor who is the head of the Neourology department at Cairo University. I felt like he should be the best. He is the one teaching all the doctors out there. With blind faith I made an appointment and went. The doctor definately knew his stuff. He also explained to me what he was talking about and showed me wherre the fucked up part of my back is on the x-ray.
So.. he told me the usual stuff, don't lift anything, rest, no sudden movement, no bending, weight reduction, medicine, physical therapy...

and then.....

he said one of the stupisest things I have ever heard... !!

"try to avoid constipation"

yes....

"TRY TO AVOID CONSTIPATION"

When he said this the only thing I could think of was trying to remember a time I was seeking constipation. Who needs to TRY to avoid it.
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
So, I am sorry friends and loved ones. I will not be able to see you guys for a while. I am quite busy this period of my life.... I am trying my hardest to avoid constipation. I'll call ya when I succeed!
Wish me luck and easy bowel movements....
(Maybe that was too much information.... I promise this is the only post like this.. read on and abandon the fear that you will know me better than you want to!)