Starbucks to open in my living room...

Have you ever heard of any American telling you that their day has been ruined because they could not get their Starbucks... or that they do not know where the nearest Starbucks is? Probably not.. why? Because Starbucks is EVERYWHERE... A few years ago I read about their expansion plans and thought to myself that the only place left to open is inside the existing Starbucks stores across the country...
Where I live in California (very small suburban town.. we have 4 Starbucks... we probably have the same number of grocery stores.. but you know Starbucks are groceries are of the same importance..)
So.. now I read this article. Even more plans to add stores... So.. I will invite you all to the newest Starbucks.. opening soon in my livingroom, and bedroom, and kitchen...
Enjoy!