My car and the evil eye.....

I finally learned the secret to the car trouble I was having. Anyone who knows me knows how much grief my car has been causing me lately.
I got really tired of being stranded in the street because my car will not start.. I took it today to the mechanic to have him change the battery... he checked the car out and then informed me that my battery is perfect! there are no problems with the battery and it does not need to be changed...
When I tell him that there have been so many times where my car would not start unless I got a jump start he looks confused.. ponders a minute.. then answers ... he reveals the secret to my car trouble.......
He says it must be the evil eye! yes, that is right the EVIL EYE!!!
Well, since I will not change the battery I just decided to go buy a shit load of incense and smoke the hell out of my car.. to rid it of any evil eye spirits!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I know my sister will freak out when she reads this, because she too fears the evil eye! And she has seen the horrors of the eye many times before!
So.. Tina.. we are in this evil eye thing together! I will send you some torquoise hands, torquoise eyes, and incense.. and we will battle this bitch!
So, everybody.. don't worry! I am ok now... Next time I get stranded somewhere I will just fire up the incense and I know my car will start!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Does anybody know a REAL mechanic ???