I am a dork!!

Anyone who knows me knows I watch too many movies... and this really impacted the way I think....
and here is the proof...

Well... I was looking out my window. All is normal. I quiet night in Cairo. Suddenly I see a bright light flying towards me.... I freak out. I have never seen a UFO before and I am intrigued.. it kept getting closer and closer...
With every second the fear rises inside me. I want to alert someone. Cairo is being invaded by aliens... I wish I knew Hosny Mubarek's number! He needs to know.. he needs to figure out how to save the city from the aliens !!
I try to remember the number for the police.. will 911 work here? How do you say alien in Arabic?!?!?!? I feel powerless and scared!!
The light keeps coming closer...
I need a plan! I need to save us and especially me from this thing!!!!!!!!!!
I want to cry.. where is my mom.. she always knew how to get rid of the aliens and monsters!!! She could not be here on time.... I have to do it on my own this time!!
What do you use against aliens anyway??? Garlic, a cross, holy water... no!!!! Why couldn't we just be attacked by vampires?? I can deal with vampires....!!!
It is coming closer....
Then ... the unthinkable happens!!!
I realize it is not a UFO.....
but what is it???
Its a bird, its a plane... its ......
It actually was a plane!!!!
I never knew planes had headlights!!!! After I realized that.... I thought I really am a dork! Of course planes have headlights.. how else do the pilots see... (see what, I dunno.. but they need to see it)..
Now, I can sleep easily knowing that Cairo is safe from the aliens and that pilots can see ;o))